Privacy Policy

Introduction

Welcome to Blimey's Privacy Policy. At Blimey (operated by Massive Monkey Ltd.), we understand the importance of your privacy and are committed to protecting it.

This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, and safeguard your information when you visit our website blimey.app (the "Website") or use our website monitoring and uptime alerting services (the "Service").

We are based on the Isle of Man and follow applicable data protection laws, including the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) and the Isle of Man Data Protection Act 2018. By using our Service, you agree to the collection and use of information in accordance with this policy.

Information We Collect

While using our Service, we may ask you to provide us with certain personally identifiable information that can be used to contact or identify you. This may include, but is not limited to:

• Email address (when creating an account or setting up alerts)
• Name (optional, for account personalisation)
• Website URLs that you submit for monitoring

Log Data

We collect information that your browser sends whenever you visit our Website ("Log Data"). This Log Data may include your computer's Internet Protocol address, browser type, browser version, the pages of our Website that you visit, the time and date of your visit, the time spent on those pages, and other statistics.

Cookies & Similar Technologies

Cookies are files with a small amount of data that may include an anonymous unique identifier. Cookies are sent to your browser from a website and stored on your device.

We use cookies and similar tracking technologies to track activity on our Service and hold certain information to enhance your experience:

• Essential cookies: Required for the operation of our website, such as session management and authentication
• Analytical/performance cookies: Allow us to recognise and count visitors and understand how visitors move around our website
• Functionality cookies: Recognise you when you return to our website and remember your preferences

You can instruct your browser to refuse all cookies or to indicate when a cookie is being sent. However, if you do not accept cookies, you may not be able to use some portions of our Service.

How We Use Your Information

We use the information we collect for various purposes:

• To provide and maintain our Service, including monitoring your websites and sending uptime alerts
• To notify you about changes to our Service
• To provide customer support
• To gather analysis or valuable information to improve our Service
• To monitor the usage of our Service
• To detect, prevent and address technical issues
• To process your transactions and manage your account
• To send you email alerts when issues are detected with your monitored websites

Information Sharing and Disclosure

We do not sell your personal information. However, we may share your information in the following situations:

• With service providers who perform services on our behalf (payment processing, email delivery, hosting)
• To comply with legal obligations
• To protect and defend our rights or property
• To prevent or investigate possible wrongdoing in connection with the Service
• To protect the personal safety of users of the Service or the public

Our Service Providers

We may employ third-party companies and individuals to facilitate our Service, provide the Service on our behalf, perform Service-related tasks, or assist us in analysing how our Service is used. These third parties have access to your Personal Data only to perform these tasks on our behalf and are obligated not to disclose or use it for any other purpose.

Data Security

The security of your data is important to us. We use commercially acceptable means to protect your Personal Data, including encryption of data in transit and at rest. However, no method of transmission over the Internet or method of electronic storage is 100% secure, and we cannot guarantee absolute security.

Data Retention

We will retain your Personal Data only for as long as is necessary for the purposes set out in this Privacy Policy. We will retain and use your data to the extent necessary to comply with our legal obligations, resolve disputes, and enforce our policies.

Monitoring data (uptime checks, alerts history) is retained for the duration of your active account. If you delete your account, your personal data will be removed within 30 days.

Your Data Protection Rights

Under data protection laws, you have the following rights:

• Right of access: You have the right to request copies of your personal data.
• Right to rectification: You have the right to request that we correct any information you believe is inaccurate or complete information you believe is incomplete.
• Right to erasure: You have the right to request that we erase your personal data, under certain conditions.
• Right to restrict processing: You have the right to request that we restrict the processing of your personal data, under certain conditions.
• Right to object to processing: You have the right to object to our processing of your personal data, under certain conditions.
• Right to data portability: You have the right to request that we transfer the data we have collected to another organisation, or directly to you, under certain conditions.

If you make a request, we have one month to respond to you. If you would like to exercise any of these rights, please contact us at the address below.

Children's Privacy

Our Service does not address anyone under the age of 13. We do not knowingly collect personally identifiable information from children under 13. If you are a parent or guardian and you are aware that your child has provided us with Personal Data, please contact us. If we become aware that we have collected Personal Data from children without verification of parental consent, we will take steps to remove that information from our servers.

Changes to This Privacy Policy

We may update our Privacy Policy from time to time. We will notify you of any changes by posting the new Privacy Policy on this page and updating the "Last Updated" date at the top.

You are advised to review this Privacy Policy periodically for any changes. Changes to this Privacy Policy are effective when they are posted on this page.

Contact Us

If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy or wish to exercise your data protection rights, please contact us: