Free to use — no credit card required

Know when your site
goes down, instantly.

Blimey monitors your websites around the clock and alerts you by email the moment something breaks. Uptime, broken links, SSL, and more.

1-Minute
Check Intervals
Instant
Email Alerts
Free
Plan available
Production API
api.example.com
99.98%
Uptime
142ms
Response
Marketing Site
www.example.com
100%
Uptime
89ms
Response
Staging Server
staging.example.com
94.2%
Uptime
--
Response

Everything you need to stay online

Comprehensive monitoring tools that keep you informed about every aspect of your website's health.

Uptime Monitoring

Check your site every minute from multiple locations. Get instant email alerts when downtime is detected so you can respond fast.

Broken Links Checker

Crawl your entire site and surface 404s, dead links, and redirect chains. Fix issues before your visitors or search engines find them.

Mixed Content Detection

Find HTTP resources loading on your HTTPS pages. Prevent browser security warnings and maintain visitor trust.

Certificate Health

Track your SSL/TLS certificates, get notified before they expire, and verify your encryption chain is properly configured.

Response Time Tracking

Monitor your response times over days, weeks, and months. Spot performance trends and catch slowdowns before users notice.

DNS & Domain Monitoring

Watch for unexpected DNS changes and track domain expiry dates. Never lose a domain or face unexpected DNS propagation issues.

Up and running in under a minute

No complex setup, no agents to install. Just enter your URL and we handle the rest.

1

Add your website

Enter your URL and choose what to monitor. Uptime, broken links, SSL — pick what matters to you.

2

We start checking

Blimey begins monitoring immediately, running checks every minute and scanning for issues across your site.

3

Get alerts instantly

When something goes wrong, you'll receive an email within seconds. Fix it fast, before your users even notice.

Never let your SSL expire again

Blimey continuously monitors your SSL/TLS certificates and warns you well before expiry. No more browser warnings scaring away your visitors.

  • Expiry date tracking with advance warnings
  • Certificate chain validation
  • Issuer and protocol version monitoring
  • Alerts sent 30, 14, and 7 days before expiry
example.com
Let's Encrypt Authority X3
Status
Valid
Expires
Aug 15, 2026
Protocol
TLS 1.3
Days Left
183 days

Find every dead link on your site

Blimey crawls your entire website and reports every broken link, redirect chain, and missing resource. Keep your SEO healthy and your users happy.

  • Full-site crawl detecting 404s and dead links
  • Redirect chain analysis (301, 302, 307)
  • External and internal link coverage
  • Scheduled recurring crawls

Monitoring built for
Shopify merchants

Install Blimey directly into your Shopify store. We monitor your storefront, track Shopify's platform status, and alert you the moment something needs attention.

  • Store uptime monitoring
  • SSL certificate checks
  • Shopify status page alerts
  • Instant email alerts
Your Store
mystore.myshopify.com
Store Status Online
SSL Certificate Valid
Shopify Platform All Systems Go
Last Checked Just now
100% Uptime - Last 30 Days

Simple, transparent pricing

Start free and scale as you grow. No hidden fees, no surprises.

Free
$0
forever

Perfect for a personal project or trying Blimey out.

  • 1 website monitor
  • Uptime monitoring
  • Email alerts
  • Broken links checker
  • Mixed content detection
  • SSL & DNS monitoring
  • Response time tracking
Get Started
Business
$9
per month

For agencies and businesses managing many websites.

  • Unlimited monitors
  • Uptime monitoring
  • Email alerts
  • Broken links checker
  • Mixed content detection
  • SSL & DNS monitoring
  • Response time tracking
Get Started

Shopify App Pricing

Free
for all Shopify merchants
  • Store uptime monitoring
  • SSL certificate checks
  • Shopify status page monitoring
  • Instant email alerts
Coming Soon on Shopify

Stop finding out from your users.

Join developers and businesses who trust Blimey to keep their websites running smoothly. Start free, upgrade when you're ready.

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